1 /5 Riley Reagan: I walked into New city buffet with hopes dreams and an appetite. I left with fear regret and a stomach full of emancipation. The food looked good it even smelled good. And for the first few minutes tasted okay. Right up in till whatever ancient curse was cooked into the general tso’s activated. About an hour later after leaving i was praying to every deity from every culture, bargaining, apologizing, and reconsidering every bad decision ive ever made-including choosing this restaurant for dinner. My stomach made sounds im sure violate federal noise ordinances. At one point i swear i saw my soul briefly leave my body. If you want a meal that’s not only a full body detox but also a spiritual awakening this is the place. Otherwise i suggest literally anywhere else and i mean Anywhere. 0 stars. I may have dysentery.



